Years back Dharmendra acted in a film with same name. It had a ludicrous song that went ‘Superman superman’ with him and Zeenat Aman flying all across the screen, wearing capes et al; had the original Superman seen the number he would have hurtled back to Krypton that very instant in embarrassment. For good measure, that film also had a Lata–Kishore duet ‘O Babu humne toh pyaar kiya hai’. Now it’s the turn of his son to act in Teesri Aankh. But wait! Sunny Deol claims he is not the ‘hero’ of the film. Indeed, he is billed as ‘Guest Appearance’. Yet, he is the only person who is present in nearly every reel! Quite an ‘extended’ guest appearance, must say!
Now, what to say about a film in which the hero has so categorically disassociated himself from? More than the film per se, Teesri Aankh is a perfect case study of how the mighty fall. A few years back Sunny Deol-Amisha Patel starrer would have been a hot property at the box-office – after all, Gadar-Ek Prem Katha was a bumper hit! Director Harry Baweja himself has had a pretty good innings – Dilwale, Diljale and Imtihaan were quite popular. And admittedly, Qayamat was a slick thriller.
This film is yet another take on the pornography industry. However, it falls way short from Kalyug, despite having more recognizable faces.
The story – Sapna (Neha Dhupia) is engaged to ACP Arjun Singh (Sunny Deol) and has her own amibitions. She aims to be a beauty queen and packs off to
London for the same. However, hidden cameras in her make-up room capture her nude photographs. The perpretator is Sudama Panday (Mukesh Tiwari). His own aides Dinesh and Dinesh are keen to oust him from the porn empire. They make a deal with Sapna to bring back all proofs against Sudama in return for her compromising CD’s and negatives. She does so, but Dinesh and Dinesh change stance and murder her. A speech-impaired production assistant Amu (Amisha Patel) witnesses the murder, who was inadvertently locked in the same studio where the crime takes place. Meanwhile, Arjun Singh has reached
London in search of his girlfriend, and to end the racket. Desperatly running for her life, Amu meets Arjun Singh and together they go about finishing off the villains!
Oh yes, just in case you are wondering that if Sunny is in ‘guest’ appearance, who is the hero? Well, there is Ashish Choudhary playing a flirtatious film director, fiancée of Amu’s sister (Aarti Chhabria). That he has nothing to do with the main plot perhaps did not cross either the director or Sunny’s mind when they were putting up the ‘guest appearance’ billing for the latter!
In between, the film is littered with references to some real life incidents like the Pune-landlord-case. And yeah yeah, Sunny gets to roar and howl a long speech on women, dignity, honor and Bharat Mata!
There is nothing that can uphold the film. The director simply meanders away the story in jumps and jerks, fitting in flashbacks and songs at his whims and fancies without caring for flow or continuity. The latter aspect is particularly lacking – just see the way Ashish Choudhary’s stubble appears and vanishes within a span of few seconds! However, credit to Baweja for a very edge-of-the-seat studio sequence after Neha’s murder (when Amisha is on the run and the murderers are following her). Sadly, this is just a fraction of the film. In the rest, there are endless and mindless action sequences – where we have Sunny Deol pushing back a van with one single kick! Well, he has stopped a full train (Gadar), so a van is perhaps peanuts for him!
About the title – as far as I understand, it implies 'the hidden camera' (as the extended title tells us); but if I am not too mistaken, 'The Third Eye' is always referred to in context with Lord Shiva and has positive connotations. Seriously, I refuse to believe it is used for voyeuristic purposes! Baweja seems to have got his mythology all wrong.
Last week, before airing Taxi 9211, the cinema hall was playing some atrocious numbers with corny lyrics that went – ‘Kudiyan nu parr lag gaye, mundaya nu darr lag gaye’ and ‘Assi tere gal karni, gal karni hai daddy naal’! How would I have known that they would be from this film! And all of them simply come on without context or utility. I was a bit surprised to hear Asha Bhonsle in this third-grade venture in the item number ‘Sharaabiyon’.
The worst song placement is Jazzy B’s number – it comes bang in the middle of a chase sequence. Probably, it was at Amisha’s insistence, since being a speech impaired girl she could have had no other regular number, and in this song – please don’t jump from your seats – Jazzy B imagines that Amisha is singing with him!!!!!
Sunny Deol looks old with a prominently visible paunch and puffed eyes. Plus, that hideous wig (or hair weaving) hardly helps. His performance is tired.
It’s a bit too much to expect from Neha Dhupia to act. But, sadly she doesn’t even get to do what she is best at – yeah, despite the theme, there is absolutely no skin show! In one scene, when Mukesh Tiwari shows her ‘her pictures’, the camera concentrates on Neha’s shocked expression instead of playing voyeur. It might be a unique experiment. But please, Baweja Saab, you really didn’t believe Neha’s contorted face would be audience’s interest, did you?
Ashish Choudhary, Aarti Chhabria and Ayub Khan hardly have any roles to speak of. So, it remains for the petite Amisha Patel to hold the balance show precariously. She manages quite well. And looks fresher than what she did in some of her recent flicks!
Oh yes, I have to mention this – I saw this film in the theater! In the entire hall there were barely fifteen viewers – even though Nepali cinema hall crowd is not the exact barometer for a film's success, still it speaks volumes about its box-office fate!
Overall: Ha Ha Ha Ho Ho Ho!